Supersillyus I, ..... 24th King of Fools.........

(Says he:)I have no page. Heck, I don't even have a squire....

 

to which We reply thusly:

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*BLAT!*

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Our Most Gracious Brother Monarch,
the Beloved SuperCiliusOne:

Having rolled such a play
(or more accurately, played such a role),
You may now advance to Squire One.

Ever your Sister in Monarchy,

QER-I (retired)

{end vocal: a melodic “Aah!”}
-Luisa Duchaineu