contact Mike about the Bones Band.

 

SQUIRE FOR HIRE.

Not very expensive. Somewhat reliable. Not much experience, but willing to learn. Mediocre education, but able to communicate well. Some livestock experience. Can relocate. Loves to kiss ass. Looking for permanent or contract position. In fact, any position is fine as long as it doesn't hurt too much. Oh yeah, low threshold of pain. No nude scenes, unless tastefully done. Not a picky eater. Loves stinky cheese. I can provide references on request.

Call 800 number and leave a message, or pick me up outside of the home depot on any cold morning.