teahouseofthedonkey

So tonight I happen to have had perhaps the third, if not the first, can of Amor's version of spam called erm, *walks over to the counter to look at the can* Treet! (tada!) ugh! Virginia Ham....Flavored! I just hope i don't throw it up! Not because this dish has actually made me nauseous, but because I have been nauseous all day! This started about a year and a half ago, if I don't take some sort of hormone balancing herbs to keep this in check, like every single freaking day for the last year and a half, then I feel like I have morning sickness all day long! Well usually it is just in the morning,but today it has been all day because I did something stupid and let a week go buy before going and buying the right teas. And it's the first day of my period! so I thought I'd share the misery, and start a talk about the Spamm feeds, see I never went to one, but they are legend and I expect great stories to distract me from the fucking cramps!! Because the present moment is by far the most interesting moment of horror I could offer to the conversation, considering this is by far the worst experience I have ever had with spam. I'm sure I have eaten in the past and must confess to sort of liking it once in a while, I actually have a weakness for vienna sausages as a preference, but please I digress, please do spam away.............